Chinchillas man

Tbh I don't even know anymore.





when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant

what the fuck

(it’s red lobster)

17 hours ago with 75,319 notes


things ppl rly need to stop glorifying

  • not going outside
  • having social anxiety
  • being socially awkard
  • spending all of your time on the internet
  • not talking to people 
  • disliking people

17 hours ago with 359,840 notes

  • me: no one likes me
  • someone: I like you
  • me: thanks
  • me: no one likes me

17 hours ago with 450,934 notes



Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

17 hours ago with 39,257 notes


when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything


17 hours ago with 178,074 notes


Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google

17 hours ago with 400,201 notes